January 2012
poifect:
onlinegetaway:
nicki minaaj is really bad and ugly i think the gays are deaf and blind for liking her
i’m not gay but i do have bad eyesight
fixed
Anonymous asked: nigga where u been
even if i went to a party today i would probably blog there anyway
queenqueefs:
tumblr is so dead tonight because the people who claim they don’t have social lifes are out celebrating
sciduck:
aflockalypse
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CROWD: DJ SKRILLEX DROP THAT FAT BEAT
DJ SKRILLEX: *PRESSES SPACE BAR* *NODS HEAD WITH INSANITY*
CROWD: FUCK YEAAAA SKRILLEX
therealmulan:
pitbull is on my tv thusting i feel uncomfortable
and we pretty much amazin
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thecyberbullyingprincess:
oh god i’m watching the new years eve show on abc and they were asking the audience who they thought was the hottest guy of the year and one girl said “lil wayne” oh god it’s a good thing the apocalypse is coming soon
complains:
zodiaccrimes:
Can you tell me why Justin Bieber covered The Beatles. Does he not know that he sucks at singing. Oh my God that was the worse cover ever.
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it did tho omg
i want to punch ryan seacrest in the stomach idk why
pitbull and lady gaga up next oh boy
My New Years Resolution?
blackguyandrew:
to get dat ass in my bed
wait Dick Clark is still alive
my mom watching LMFAO on dick clark: how did they get famous
Anonymous asked: i always get you and jovan mixed up is that racist
Anonymous asked: you remind me of that one black dude on victorious
December 2011
one click reblog saved my life
im gonna install xkit now
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madelinegraceg replied to your post: i cant find my pillow wtfsm
why am i giggling sdsnfj
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i cant find my pillow wtfsm
wolfgayley:
Jeez what does it take to get a girl to throw up into your asshole nowadays?
lemunplej:
fuck how even do I talk to a girl in person I actually forgot
lemunplej:
if you were ever nice to me I’ve probably imagined us in a relationship together
hohokev:
can u make me a cake but its not actually a cake its just a pile of hashbrowns
julzcatt-deactivated20120228 asked: do u love it
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Me: My computer was hacked
David Karp: It was missing e
Me: I'm depressed
David Karp: Must be missing e
Me: I'm pregnant
David Karp: It's missing e
Me: I'm dead
David Karp: missing e